emblemthree:

how to wear the same pair of jeans for 3 days without anyone noticing a novel by me

s4ls4:

mrsspencereid:

it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that

this is seriously all i fucking think about

If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying

i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”

U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK

ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC

BITCH

impala-dalecki:

bealli62:

spikezombie:

cigurettes:

tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats

And our language is images.

Heiro-GIF-ics

i HATE when i walk into class late and everyone just turns and stares at me like i killed two people when i obviously killed seven

i WAS going to do replies but then I realized it took me about 20 minutes to write one sentence.